1. Did Michael Vick kill the Aggie Dog?

2. Should we leave the MEAC and try Pop Warner?

3. With Cooper Hall flooding, is FEMA going to be the headliner for homecoming?

4. If the kicker tried to kick himself off the team would he still miss?

5. Why do instructors that teach one credit courses go so hard?

6. Is it considered racist for the richest black women in the world to buy everyone chicken?

7. Why do the parking services boots look like they were made during Jim Crow?

8. Did anyone see the blue squad cheerleader whose skirt was SUPER small?

9.Did Rihanna just not want the cake?

10. How flammable is synthetic weave?

11. Did you use Halloween to dress up like a slut and call it a costume so you could get away with it?

12. Have you ever had an Elizabeth Lambert moment?

13. Do you find out you were “burning” through honesty box?

14. Does Taco Bell send its cooks to Mexico like Olive Garden sends its chefs to Italy?

15. Isn’t the SGA Presidential Election really a battle between “light skinned” and Obama Jr.?

16. Why is a parking permit more than a car note?

17. Were your midterm grades so bad that you had to return your Homecoming clothes to finally buy your textbooks?

18. Should we dress up as a winning football team for Halloween?

19. How long are you willing to stand in line for free chicken?

20. After Kanye’s outburst at the VMA’s, can be he considered a “weapon of mass destruction?”

• The A&T Register