1. How many people knew that SpringFest was last week?

2.  What happened to the step show?

3.  Was it cancelled because the university pulled the plug?

4. Or did the greeks do something that pissed off some folk?

5. Why does the general Aggie population have to suffer?

6. Did your SpringFest comprise of allergy medicine and a snotty nose?

7. Did you go to the RHA step show?

8. Did you see the girl who stomped the yard so hard her clothes fell off?

9. Didn’t you enjoy the poetry/open mic?

10. You ever notice you got three types of poets: the militant, the crazy rhymer, and the dude trying to get some booty?

11.  Could a white person accuse the SGA of being racist?

12. Should SGA have an affirmative action white representative?

13.  Or should Wayne just wear more white bowties?

14.  Why do party fliers have pictures of chicks that aren’t going to be at the party?

15. What changed at Club Menage to make it Plush?

16.  Doesn’t the club still have mirrors on almost every wall?

17. Did you know the other club that has mirrors everywhere also has poles?

18. For dancing and sliding?

19. Outside of scantily clad girls dancing on the bar, why is Lotus the premiere party spot in Greensboro?

20. Shouldn’t a premiere party spot mean your glasses won’t fog up when you hit the front door?

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