1. Are you happy we didn’t mess up the back page this week?

2.Did you miss having fresh 20 Questions in your life?

3.Do you realize you could’ve went online to see what we meant to publish?

4.You know we all make mistakes right?

5. Didn’t you make a mistake betting on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl?

6. Are you currently making a mistake reading this while you should be doing some homework?

7. Who’s ready for SGA election season?

8. Have people started randomly talking to you and smiling in your face?

9. If so, did you know that was likely a sign that they’d be running for office?

10. Which one of you girls is trying to find a talent so you can run for Miss A&T?

11. Who’s just trying to run so they can get on somebody’s line next year?

12. Or are you trying to build that resume’ for grad school/internships?

13. Do Aggies really care about SGA?

14. Or are we more concerned about the free food we can get from people running?

15.Can you tell we don’t have much to talk about this week?

16. Are you ready for spring break?

17. For it to be called a “break” why are you going to Miami to be with the same people you party with every other weekend?

18. Why are you using “but I’m not 21!” as an excuse to not go anywhere?

19. When has that stopped your underage fun before?

20. Have you already started going into post-traumatic shock from not having the NFL in your life?