1.Would you mind if we went over some probate etiquette real quick for these naive freshmen?

2. Can you attempt some kind of discretion and not publicly announce your aspirations when that fraternity/sorority probates?

3. Speaking of discretion, can you try to catch yourself if you get the urge to spit the Greek alphabet, founders, and history in unison with the line?

4. How many of ya’ll went to probates with a notebook and a pen?

5. Or did you go with a recorder?

6. How many of ya’ll in the stands were singing the pledge song with them?

7. So did you like Aggie Fest?

8. Did you like the concert?

9. Did you like Big K.R.I.T?

10. Do you feel like your GPA dropped listening to him after five minutes?

11. If we play his music, will gas prices go down?

12. Why were more people in line buying gospel show tickets instead of concert tickets for GHOE?

13. Is Rick Ross an Aggie now, since he comes to GHOE every year?

14. Is anybody go to HOME?

15. Do you know what that means?

16. Does Homecoming Made Officially Epic make sense?

17. Does this further prove we are a better learning institution than Central?

18. Who did the AKAs piss off to get punk’d twice in a row?

19. Y’all forgot about the Stroll-Off?

20. How awkward does that trophy exchange have to be?