Have you heard?

Chris Brown has an alarming, brand new neck tattoo that strangely enough, resembles Rihanna. He insists that it is not his ex-girlfriend but simply a random woman. Do you believe him? I sure don’t.

Have you heard? The queens of E! News, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, have a new fancy home located in Miami, Florida that is worth 6 million dollars. They will be living in this home while filming their new spin off show “Kourtney and Kim take Miami”. This show is planned to start in January of 2013. “Kourtney and Kim take Miami” will be about the new life of being a mother of two, what it takes to run a clothing store with your sister, and how it feels to be a new hot couple with Mr. Kayne West, even though this show is mainly about Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, Khloe Odom will make many appearances on her sister’s new show.

Have you heard? The sweetheart of Toddlers and Tiaras, shown on TLC, Ms. Alana Thompson, also known as honey boo boo child is moving up on the ladder of stardom and fame. Her family makes over $4,000 dollars an episode. If you have not watched “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” it is a reality television show that airs on TLC that focuses on Alana and her family. The show captures the life of a stereotypical redneck family and an overly confident, outgoing, blunt six-year-old.

Have you heard? Usher’s ex wife, Tameka Raymond, has again lost another custody battle, but Tameka Raymond is not taking no for an answer. Usher was awarded primary custody of the couple’s two kids. The judge shot down Tameka’s request for a retrial. In all honestly, Tameka should just give it up. If the judge does not see Usher as a bad father then she should allow her boys to have an opportunity that many Americans miss out on, which is a relationship with their father.

Have you heard? Chad Johnson, more famously known as Ochocinco, has finally accepted the fact that his marriage with Evelyn Lozada is now and will always be over. Chad angrily head butted Evelyn during an argument about a condom receipt Evelyn found in his car. He granted Ms. Lozada the divorce and filed papers in Florida recently. The divorce is not finalized but Evelyn said she is extremely happy to be done with Chad and she is ready to move on.

Have you heard? I’m pretty sure everyone remembers Amanda Bynes from “All That” or the “Amanda Show.” well the retired nickelodeon princess has more problems than smoking pot and driving illegally. According to people at her gym, she has been showing signs of delusional behavior. She will talk to herself by asking a question, and then answer the question. People claim that when she goes to the gym she will begin to exercise on the elliptical while laughing hysterically for no reason at all. Her neighbors have seen Ms. Bynes speak to random objects intimately. They said they have not called authorities or notified family members because they do not want to get involved. If you have not heard now you have.

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• Batrice Ramsey, Contributor