1. Who woke up at the hotel across the street for Lovers and Friends (cough, cough)?

2. Which side joints just got taken out for Valentine’s day?

3. Do you feel special?

4. So whose tuition paid for the new shuttle bus?

5. Is that more important than redoing the road on Bluford Street?

6. Have we been mean this semester?

7. Do you think we really care?

8. How many thirsty people contacted the eligible Aggies in last week’s paper?

9. Are you thirsty or are they thirsty for subjecting themselves?

10. When is Aggie Fest?

11. Will it be wack?

12. Or will it be wack?

13. Are those lame Iotas going to host the stroll off again?

14.  Will the twerkers be making a surprise appearance for this grand occasion?

15. Does wearing suits everyday make you official for your position on campus?

16. Do you still think Beyonce` didn’t have her baby?

17. If you said yes, do you believe in the Easter bunny too?

18. Who started from the bottom now they’re here?

19. Is your whole team here in college too?

20. Are you convinced that Wayne takes molly on a regular basis?