1. Guess who is back? 2. Did you miss us? 3. How was your summer? 4. What is up with these back to school outfits? 5. It has only been a week, why does your weave already look like that? 6. How many girls are trading in that quick weave for Remy when they get their refund check? 7. You do realize that does nothing for your face? 8. Did anyone see Trinidad James in the cafe? 9. Or what about the guy with the Superman cape? 10. Was he serious? 11. What is up with all the blue and green hair? 12. Is everyone trying to be Azealia Banks? 13. Will we see who is bald by the fall? 14. Speaking of bald, how do you tell your friend who went natural over the summer you wish she had her edges back? 15. Who watched the VMAs? 16. Was anybody else disturbed by Miley Cyrus twerking on Robin Thicke? 17. What rock did they find Lil Kim under? 18. Did anyone catch all the shade Rihanna was throwing? 19. Can we all agree Jusin Timberlake put it down? 20. How much you want to bet Britney Spears was watching from her couch kicking herself for cheating while Jessica Biel sits on her couch cheesing at her $130,000 engagement ring?