1. How many people went to the career fair? 2. Did you get the job? 3. Maybe it is because you wore those Toms and Sperry’s with your business professional wear? 4. You do realize that a blazer over a club skirt is not business professional, right? 5. How many of you all thought you were getting the job with platforms and wedges on? 6. Is your 9-5 stripping? 7. Where were your real friends to tell you that Kool-Aid red hair was not a good idea? 8. They probably got the job right? 9. Are you mad? 10. When is the last time the football team was 2-0? 11. How many people secretly wish the flag runners would fall? 12. Would you laugh? 13. Is Aggie Pride dead? 14. Does anyone take Aggie Live Wire seriously? 15. Who’s the kid that looks like”Hide yo kids, Hide your wife?” 16. Don’t they remind you of the cast of Glee? 17.Did you read Mary Gorry’s letter-to-the-editor? 18. Did you notice how short it was? 19. Did you know if you Google Mary Gorry a screenshot of her “ignorant” Tweet pops up? 20. How many of y’all are going to go look now?