1. Is it us or does the Aggie football team come through in the clutch, like a purse? 2. If the kicker tried to kick himself off the team would he still miss? 3. Can he be compared to Shaq and free throws? 4. So did you get the memo the new kicker is a wide receiver? 5. Why don’t we just throw to him instead of trying to kick? 6. Will the coaches read these questions? 7. Should the coaches go scouting at the soccer games in the Holland bowl? 8. Why hasn’t that blue squad cheerleader gotten a bigger skirt yet?  9. Do the cheerleaders need a budget like Miss A&T? 10. Have you seen the Greeks practicing their steps walking to class? 11. Do you feel like you’ve seen parts of the whole show already? 12. How did President Obama win the Nobel Peace prize when we’re at war?13.  Why do we have a Mr. Aggie and a Mr. A&T? 14. Shouldn’t Mr. Aggie be called Mr. SUAB? 15. Did you know a non-black student won Miss Hampton University? 16. What about a white student winning Miss Kentucky State University? 17. Do you play Mafia Wars on Facebook? 18. Do Facebook and Twitter have sibling rivalry? 19. Is Twitter the new juicy campus? 20. How many of your friends will be taking a permanent Fall Break after Christmas?

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