1. How was everyone’s Earth Day? 2. Who went to the Earth Day Fashion Show? 3. Are you going to make clapper shorts out of newspaper now? 4. What was up with the guy who threw up all over himself? 5. Were you really that “turnt up?” 6. You do realize it was a Monday, right? 7. What is his major? 8. Who is excited about the White Party? 9. How many duplicate outfits do you think you will see? 11. Who is wearing the same thing they wore last year and hoping no one notices? 12. Why does everyone always look horrible in their White Party pictures? 13. Did anyone celebrate 4/20? 14. Do you ever wonder if some professors celebrate 4/20? 15. How many people were fronting on Instagram like they celebrate? 16. Who posted pictures of themselves “smoking” on Twitter? 17. You know hookah does not count, right? 18. Is anyone else over this semester? 19. Can you tell we are? 20. Who isn’t graduating on time, just found out last week, and still has not told anyone?