1. Did you know Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana is doing a lot of pizzazz in porn?   2.  Did you lose your freshman 15 trying to secure your refund check?   3. Why is the Aggie football team a staple for 20 Questions?   4. I know you’re tired of hearing it, but were you really surprised we lost this past weekend?   5. Which shocked you more, the fact that we lost or the fact that we made it to overtime?   6. Shouldn’t the NCAA admit this season was punishment enough and give us our scholarships back?   7. Why does the football team make it so hard for us to be fans?   8. Is it because the football team gains a lead and then loses the lead in a matter of a minute?   9. When we lose to Morgan State, should the band start playing Cee-Lo Green’s new song, “F*#k You?”   10. Who will the band play the song for, A&T or Morgan State?   11. Why does it feel like the last time we won a Homecoming game, black people weren’t allowed to vote?   12. Should the football team be considered “under achieving? ”   13. Do you young ladies know that sleeping with the new frat boys will NOT get you into a sorority?   14. Did you know that we have graduated over 10,000 students and still have not won a homecoming?   15. Did the junior class president, ruffle some feathers in his Illuminati presentation? 16. Why not programs on the Financial Aid Illuminati?   17. Did you know they work really close with the Residence Life Illuminati?   18. So have you heard about Bishop Eddie Long?   19. Do you know what he is accused of?   20. Did you know it was a problem to be an anti-gay preacher and coerce young men into having sex?