1.Did you get your black suit out the dry cleaners for rush this weekend?

2. Are we going to get in trouble for saying “rush”?

3.You know we meant to say “interest meeting” right? 4.What’s the difference?

5. How many times have you walked by the Office of Greek Life hoping the spring intake list would miraculously change?

6.How many of you are planning a late night trip to the Union now?

7. Have you ever participated in the act of “flier snatching?”

8. Is it really that serious?

9. Is anybody really excited for probates this year?

10. What’s more important to you this weekend: who’s having a line or who’s having a Super Bowl party?

11. Did you bet your flex dollars or Aggie Bucks on the game?

12. Giants or Patriots?

13. Manning or Brady?

14. Why is your team and favorite QB not in the Super Bowl?

15. Are any A&T alum playing?

16. Have any A&T football players played in the Super Bowl before?

17. Why are you laughing?

18. Did you know we’re being serious? 19. Don’t you wish the Blue & Gold Marching Machine was doing half-time instead of Madonna?

20. You know this is all Janet’s fault right?