1. Did someone you know tell you that Jay-Z and Beyonce’s baby’s name, Blue Ivy, is an acronym for some illuminati stuff?

2. Did the person who told you have a GPA higher than a 2.1?

3. Did you tell that person that just because it’s in a book, that doesn’t make it correct?

4. Seriously, how was Jay-Z chosen to protect the bloodline of Christ?

5. Or Beyonce, for that matter?

6. Is it because she’s so bootylicious?

7. Did you hear that Beyonce and Jay rented an entire floor of the hospital?

8. Since when could you rent a hospital?

9. Did you know the next Nxlevel white party is going to be at Moses Cone?

10. Did you know Burger King is trying out delivery?

11. You think the value menu will be available for delivery?

12. What’s the minimum charge?

13. Can we order online?

14.  How much fatter does Burger King want America to become?

15. Did you know there was a TV show called “600 Pounds and aVirgin”?

16. Is anyone surprised?

17. How many of you broke up with your on-campus jawn/boo-thang/bae over Christmas Break?

18. Was it because you ran into your high school crush?

19. When is Aggie Fest?

20. Better question: is it GHOE yet?