1. How was everyone’s Thanksgiving break?

2. What were you most thankful for?

3. Was it for the nights that you can’t remember with the people that you won’t forget?

4. Was it for the Black Party coming this weekend?

5. Or was it for the love you received from the “back home boo”?

6. Were you surprised to see you gained those 10 pounds?

7. Did you witness any fights on Black Friday?

8. Does anybody know why it’s called Black Friday?

9. Is it because they think it’s the only time black people can afford expensive things because of the big deals?

10. Why do we have to come back for this last week of classes?

11. How many professors are leaving Fs for their students as their gift?

12. How many students think they are graduating on the 10th? 13. You do realize there is still room for error?

14. Who’s excited for the first NBA game on Christmas Day? 15. Did the gold diggers come out of hiding yet?

16. How many of you still leave cookies out for Santa?

17. Is it too late to tell everybody Santa is fake?

18. Did we ruin someone’s Christmas?

19. How many of you will lie to your kids about Santa?

20. Are you ready for 2012?