1. Did we jinx the football team with our early praise of the season?

2. Does the team need bigger helmets to fit their inflated heads?

3. Did the AKA step team even have time to get big heads?

4. Who did the Office of Greek Life hire to tally the score?

5. Was it the same people who did the 2000 presidential election in Florida?

6.Isn’t it too late for the Deltas to claim it is as a

real win?

7. Who did the AKAs piss off to get punk’d twice in a row?

8. Y’all forgot about the Stroll-Off? 9. How awkward does that trophy exchange have to be?

10. What version of Nicki Minaj were you this Halloween?

11. Or did you “pretend” to be a stripper?

12. Why are you a 7th year senior hype about trick-or-treating?

13. Shouldn’t you be more hype about finally graduating?

14. How live was the “Watch the Throne” concert?

15. Did you get initiated into the Illuminati while you were there?

16. If you didn’t go, are you mad you didn’t since you stayed at home to see your Cowboys lose to the Eagles?

17. Aren’t things beginning to go back to normal for you Redskins fans?

18. Why are you reading this when your midterms grades were trash?

19.Do you think 20 Questions will get you an A?

20.Can you ask Santa for a ‘sense of humor’ if you were offended by any of these questions?