1. Once you found out it was “True Life: I’m Addicted to Video Games,” were you shocked it was a girl? 2. Really? You’re failing school because of Farmville and Guitar Hero? 3. Is it sexy for a chick to have the PlayStation thumb callous? 4. Did you see the size of her cat’s doody in the litterbox? 5. Are you sure it wasn’t a dog? 6. Did you notice no one on the show was addicted to Wii Fit? 7. Does ol’ girl go through withdrawal without some Mafia Wars? 8. Is she really addicted to video games, or did she just not feel like doing her homework? 9. Is it really an addiction, or is it a matter of discipline? 10. Did ya’ll notice on the show, she went up some stairs to get to A109 in GCB? 11. Isn’t that classroom on the 1st floor? 12. Do you think the Engineering department is mad because they didn’t get any shine on MTV? 13. Before True Life last night, did you know there were other departments besides Engineering and Agriculture at A&T? 14. Is there is sexy way to eat chicken wings on a first date? 15. Did you know that Fantasia ain’t treated us the same since American Idol? 16. How long is too long to wait for a parking spot? 17. Don’t you wish everyone played by the “I-have-my-blinker-on-so I’m-calling-dibs-on-this-spot” rules? 18. Seniors, did you now the deadline to apply to graduate in May is today? 19. Did you know it’s going to cost you $60 to get out of this place? 20. “So, uh, I gotta pay you $60 to my degree, and I still can’t find a job?”

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