1. So, um, regarding the fashion show, should grown men dress up as cats?

2. We know it was a scrimmage, but didn’t the Aggie football team lose again?

3. You see the new Aggie dog?

4. Who you think is going to kill this one?

5. Should A&T hire the Dog Whisperer?

6. Was anyone surprised Ricky Martin came out of the closet?

7. Fellas, are you looking forward to booty short season?

8. Ladies, are you excited for booty short season?

9. Can you tell your teacher you pay their salary if you took out student loans? 

10. Doesn’t that mean you’re planning on repaying that teacher’s salary?

11. With interest?

12. Did you hear about the Huratee Militia?

13. Did you know it was a group of poor white people trying to overthrow the US government?

14. Should they be considered homegrown terrorists?

15. Are white people going to be racially profiled now?

16. You think Black cops are excited?

17. How many of you are still hustling to get books for this semester?

18. At what point do you just give up and start hitting the copy machine? 19. Why is the food in the Union so expensive?

20. Do you need to sell the books you don’t have to afford Chick-Fil-A?

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