1. Are you still mad you didn’t have a Valentine?

2. Why?

3. Did you go to the mail center to open your box and find nothing?

4. Isn’t that the true definition of ‘Cold World’?

5. Or is it being in the newsroom Valentine’s Day making a paper for you all?

6. How many of you all are bandwagon Whitney fans?

7. It’s not right, but is it ok?

8. If you didn’t get the word play in question 7, did you know you’re a bandwagon Whitney fan?

9. Speaking of bandwagons, did you hop on the Adele-train after Sunday?

10. So you think you’re “Rolling in the Deep” now?

11. Question 10 is pretty corny don’t you think?

12. Or did you actually laugh at it?

13. If we put Adele on the football team would we go undefeated?

14. Yea, it’s too early for football team jokes, right?

15. You got your outfit together for the Central game?

16. Better question: you got your ticket for the Central game?

17. What’s the after-game move Aggies?

18. More importantly, who has the pregame move before the game?

19. Are you salty right now, since you loafed and didn’t get a free ticket?

20. Even after these are you STILL bitter for not having a Valentine yesterday?