1. Did you hear Obama yell “Wap” when he was playing Horse?

2. Would you vote for him again because he’s nice from the 3-point line?

3. Why is everyone stuck on Nikki Minaj?

4. Isn’t she like the worst female MC ever?

5. Is Nikki the prime example that as long as you have a big butt and a smile, you don’t need talent?

6. Is Sarah Palin the white Nikki Minaj?

7. Do you young ladies know that sleeping with the new frat boys will NOT get you into a sorority?

8. Do you new frat boys understand that most of these new groupies didn’t know who you were before you crossed?

9. Did you notice everybody left when the Iota’s probated?

10. Is that rude?

11. How many of the people that crossed last week are going to go to summer school to get that GPA back up?

12. Why weren’t there any black people on MTV’s “Jersey Shore?”

13. Do all the black people in Jersey all live inland?

14. With Nikki Minaj out there now, is it safe to say women need a better role model?

15. Does Nikki Minaj sound like one of the Fat Boys to you?

16. Why are you speeding in a parking lot?

17.  Did you know you have to slow down at speed bumps?

18.  Did you know that was what the speed bumps are there for?

19. How many of you graduating seniors are going to really miss refund checks next year?

20. Did you see the Aggie H**s page on Facebook?

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