1. So what about this “gunman”? 2. For the record it was an umbrella, correct? 3. Who got out of that test they didn’t study for because of the lock down? 4. What’s up with that Sigma/photographer and these lock down t-shirts? 5. The struggle must be real right? 6. Who put that lady on FOX news? 7. Did she really say “evaporate”? 8. Where did they find this Sweet Brown? 9. Where was the SGA President for his shine this time? 10. Was that too much? 11. So what about the stroll-off? 12. Were the Deltas 1,000 deep? 13. Did the Sigmas really come in second? 14. Is that possible when they win the step show every year? 15. Can we say conspiracy? 16. Have you seen the girl with teal hair? 17. Does she think she’s Katy Perry? 18. How many naturals have taken out their Aggie Fest hair? 19. Does that really make you natural? 20. Is it thirsty to run for another position if you lost in SGA elections?

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