1. Are you still blaming it on “Spring Break”?

2. You know that was over two weeks ago?

3. Did you know Spring began yesterday?

4. Did you know cuffing season is over?

5. Do you find yourself all of a sudden listening to a lot of Adele?

6. Have you seen your girlfriend going to class half-naked?

7. Do you attend “Wild Out Wednesday”?

8. Do you not know what that is either?

9. Would you take your man to the strip club?

10. Are girls still going to class in their club attire? 11. How many non-students have you seen on campus?

12. How many of you are depressed over your March Madness brackets?

13. Duke fans still on suicide watch?

14. How many grown women were screaming for Diggy Simmons in the cafe?

15. Seniors, how many of you are suffering from senioritis?

16. Do you even want a cure?

17. Did you know probates are outside this year?

18. Was that supposed to be a secret?

19. Are you concerned about this year’s SGA ballot?

20. Are you even going to vote?